Feel free you keep this as 'Lingerie Blogger Bingo'
1. You are always tearing out chunks of your hair in rage when you see the following: a). Side-boob, b.) riding up back bands c.) incredibly small straps on your larger busted friends (don't they hurt?)
2. All the bras in shops seem laughably, laughably small (even if you are smaller busted and they fit you, you're just that indoctrinated). For example, you think DD bras are nothing more than pasties.
3. You see your favourite bloggers sizes in shops/online and wonder if they would like that bra.
4. You consider a 32 back bras to be if anything, rather large comparatively on the size scale - the inverse of your friends/chain stores opinion.
5. You scoff at in store fittings and think of Busts4Justice.
6. You know the latest trends... because you've spotted them in the lingerie world.
7. You consider discovering your best well-fitting bra as the most ultimate beautiful revelation. You play them out in your head like the sob-stories on X Factor.
8. You refit your friends and go bra shopping/browse bras online with them.
9. You want to meet all your blogging heroines.
10. You dream of going to an event run by your favourite lingerie company.
11. You have a lot body confidence. (I had this already, though I'm not a big cleavage fan).
12. You see 24H and see it as a bra size, not 24 hours.
13. Poland? Is that were Kris Lane, Ewa, Biu Biu and Urkye are from aren't they?
14. You can recognise bras from your favourite brands in designer shop windows.
15. (Suggested by friend/sort of cook at my house) If you are in a relationship, you're the one obsessed with lingerie models.
16. You know the true meaning and value of a central gore.
17. You are no longer ignorant of what a sternum is.
So true!! Love lingerie journals and in my job I have to read them all @SaucyFun #lingerie #saucyfun
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